By using this site, you accept the following terms. You will of course have fun. You'll read all our riveting literature (including the disclaimer and shipping terms), so that you can amaze and amuse your friends at tea parties, weddings and bat mitvahs.

You promise not to use a fake British accent or eat cucumber sandwiches with the crusts on. You will use your best efforts to try and use one of the following words or phrases on a daily basis: splendid, tickety-boo, fierce, cheerio, pip-pip, wicked, Mrs. McCartney's Teas are the BEST, rock-on, and last but not least, tea rules.

Oh, the Solicitors' firm wants me to remind you that although we use every best effort to get you your order on time, we are at the mercy of the shippers and handlers such as UPS, US Post Office or Fedex and therefore, if it's late or missing, it's those guys who should get the spanking. The tea is organic and as such, batches may vary, but it's yummy stuff in any case.

Thanks for stopping by and keep the kettle on!